Signs from around India

I spend an excessive amount of my time while traveling taking pictures of random things I spot on the street.

It was really fun to piece together my favorite signs from Mexico, so here’s another round with my picks from a month in India. (City and state within India are in parenthesis.)

Spotted near the Taj Mahal. Did not spot any street performers with animals. (Agra, Uttar Pradesh)
Spotted near the Taj Mahal. Did not spot any street performers with animals. (Agra, Uttar Pradesh)
leopard sign
My favorite thing is that the leopard face looks so human. (near Navegon National Park, Gondia District, Maharashtra)
Managing expectations at the tiger reserve (Tadoba Tiger Reserve, Chandrapur, Maharashtra)
Managing expectations at the tiger reserve. (Tadoba Tiger Reserve, Chandrapur, Maharashtra)
Selfies with Gandhi? (Mysore, Karnataka)
Selfies with Gandhi? (Mysore, Karnataka)
..."And that might make them sick." (Mysore Zoo, Karnataka)
…”And that might make them sick.” (Mysore Zoo, Karnataka)
"Don't let them know that you evolved from them!" (Mysore Zoo, Karnataka)
“Don’t let them know that you evolved from them!” (Mysore Zoo, Karnataka)
Tiger patriotism (Mysore Zoo, Karnataka)
Tiger patriotism. (Mysore Zoo, Karnataka)
Anti-drunk driving ads. (Mysore, Karnataka)
Anti-drunk driving ads. (Mysore, Karnataka)
Sign near the beach, where you can buy fish to be cooked across the street. (Kochi, Kerala).
Sign near the beach, where you can buy fish to be cooked across the street. (Kochi, Kerala).
This church(?) was full of goats, though most of them ran away before I could get a decent picture. (Kochi, Kerala)
This church(?) was full of goats, though most of them ran away before I could get a decent picture. (Kochi, Kerala)
One of several slogans painted on the beach rocks. (Kochi, Kerala)
One of several slogans painted on the beach rocks. (Kochi, Kerala)
"God's Own Country" is the state tourism slogan. Apparently an artist was less than happy about the Biennale art exhibition. (Kochi, Kerala)
“God’s Own Country” is the state tourism slogan. Apparently an artist was less than happy about the Biennale art exhibition. (Kochi, Kerala)
(Kochi, Kerala)
(Kochi, Kerala)
In which Google transliterates "homestay" with amusing results. (The Spanish reads "the home stays.") (Kochi, Kerala)
In which Google transliterates “homestay” with amusing results. (The Spanish reads “the home stays.”) (Kochi, Kerala)
Street art, text in Tamil. (Madurai, Tamil Nadu)
Street art, text in Tamil. (Madurai, Tamil Nadu)
Outside the Gandhi Museum. (Madurai, Tamil Nadu)
Outside the Gandhi Museum. (Madurai, Tamil Nadu)

India in one month

For all my writing about Mumbai’s history and the challenges of travel, I’ve been rather remiss in writing about where Spencer and I have actually gone and are going. No longer! Here’s the quick and dirty version of our travels thus far.

Our route around India has been rather circuitous. The initial plan was to stick to the south, but you can see for yourself how well that worked out.

The map below shows our route, including what we’ve planned for the next two weeks, though our stop in Agra (southwest of Delhi) isn’t showing up for some reason.

Mumbai, Maharashtra (June 28-July 2)
We started our adventure in Mumbai, the densely packed city of 22 million in central India on the Arabian Sea.

I’d hoped that as a large, cosmopolitan city, Mumbai might be a good way to introduce us to India gradually in a place that still had the many comforts of home. We went on a few guided tours here, which helped make the city seem more manageable, and had a lovely home-cooked meal arranged through Traveling Spoon. The humidity and crowded streets made our first few days much more grueling than I anticipated, though, and both Spencer and I were happy to move on to less chaotic waters.

Nagpur, Gondia and Tadoba National Park, Maharashtra (July 3-6)

Our first experience with the Indian railway system was an overnight train from Mumbai to Nagpur, a city of 8 million with little to offer tourists other than a location in the center of India. India’s rail system is truly incredible, and I loved the feeling of falling asleep on a moving train (though some of the romance was lost when the lurching of the carriage woke me up half a dozen times).

From Nagpur, we hopped in a car to the small town of Gondia, the closest town to many forest reserves in the area. Through a friend of my mom’s, we’d been introduced to the district forest officer, who organized four days of trekking around the land he administers.

cow jam in road
Cowjam: an hourly occurrance on every car trip we took.

Our typical day started with hopping in a car with a driver and forest guide. Some of our guides were outgoing and spoke fairly good English, while others knew some isolated words. (“Madam! Take picture!” was a fairly typical phrase.)

We’d be spirited away for an hour or two of driving to some part of the forest, often with no idea at all where we were headed. Then we’d get out, meet some other forest staff, walk for a bit, take lots of pictures and invariably be invited to have tea in the home or village of almost everyone we spoke to.

It was a lovely and low-hassle way to see what life in rural India is like, though the excitement we caused by getting out of the car took some adjusting to. Spencer and I were briefly concerned on our first day that we’d been mistaken for high-level government officials or partners with some important grant money to award for Indian forestry or something. But nope, we were just foreigners in an area that doesn’t see many tourists.

tibetan flags
Tibetan prayer flags on the road to a small Tibetan community in Gondia district

Our last day took us to Tadoba National Park, about three hours away from Gondia, where we went out in a Jeep in hopes of spotting tigers. We got lucky on our second drive.

tadoba tiger
Yup, that happened.

From Tadoba, we spent an evening back in Gondia at our ridiculously swanky five-star hotel, the Gateway (highly recommended at $45 or so a night, and they actually make a decent mac and cheese).

Grueling trek to the Taj Mahal and back (July 7-10)

The thing about the Taj Mahal is that you kind of should see it if you go to India just in case you never get another chance to go to India in your life. So we decided to exhaust ourselves in an effort to make that happen.

On July 7, we drove to Nagpur from Gondia (3 hours), got on a plane to Delhi (2 hours), took a bus and a metro from the airport to the rail station (1 hour) and then got on a train to Agra (3.5 hours).

Did I mention that north India has somehow discovered how to defy the laws of physics and achieve a remarkable average humidity of 240 percent?

In Agra, we befriended an English-speaking autorickshaw driver, Haseen, who had a guestbook from his previous tourists and won the auction to take us to our hotel for 100 rupees ($1.58). This, of course, was so he could offer us his services as our driver for sightseeing the next day, which we agreed to because his price seemed reasonable and why not? (This actually did work out, though naturally he took us to a few stores selling fancy souvenirs so he could earn a commission, and we did wind up with some marble inlay pieces as a result. But worse things have happened.)

Anyway, we got to our hotel late, went to sleep, and woke up at 6 a.m. to see the Taj Mahal, a short walk from our hotel. The Taj was built by the Mughal emperor Shah Jahan after his favorite wife, Mumtaz Mahal, died giving birth to her fourteenth child. You have to admire a guy who’s so upset that he raids the royal treasury for millions of dollars (in 1600s dollars, so multiply that by a lot) to build the best, coolest tomb ever for his wife. Also, by that standard literally everyone else’s husband is completely slacking off. He was buried in the crypt under the Taj as well following his death.

Everyone has seen pictures of the Taj and its reflecting pool, but here’s one of my favorite pieces of it.

quranic verses taj mahal
Quranic verses written on the Taj Mahal.

There’s beautiful Arabic calligraphy all over the structure that’s really hard to see until you get close. It’s actually designed with the human eye in mind, so the verses at the top are just a bit larger than the ones near the bottom to give the illusion of everything being the same size. The whole thing is designed to evoke the Muslim vision of paradise and there’s a lot of other really neat symbolism and artistry to that effect.

Agra has more than the Taj Mahal – there’s a cool fort that the Mughal emperors ruled from and several other impressive marble mausoleums as well, plus some lovely gardens.

While there, I read a book called “In the Shadow of the Taj: A Portrait of Agra,” which gives some history of the city plus some perspective from locals who often feel that they’re ignored in favor of the monument (for instance, several factories that wanted to locate near Agra and would have provided good jobs have been forced to go elsewhere because of concerns about air pollution hurting the marble).

Having that context was great, but it didn’t really make me like the city at all. Not content to meet north India standards, humidity in Agra actually averages a shocking 300 percent in July, and the constant cries of, “Where are you going, Madam?” by autorickshaw drivers hoping for a job got old quickly.

From Agra, we boarded and evening train back to Delhi and spent the next day on a fast-paced tour focusing on religion and culture. Our guide took us to a Sikh temple, where rich and poor work side by side as volunteers in a massive communal kitchen to feed thousands of people per day. The temple itself is centered on their holy book, which they view as akin to a person. This means the book is put to bed at night so it can rest. (Did I mention Sikhism is kind of an awesome religion?)

old delhi street
Typical street in Old Delhi.

Our guide walked us through the streets of Delhi, and we also visited a large mosque built by the Mughals in the center of the old city. In the afternoon, we went to the Akshardam, a massive Hindu temple founded by follwers of an 18th century guru. The whole place kind of has a Hinduism-themed Disneyland feel, with massive animatronic diorama exhibits explaining the life of their guru and his values.

From there, we went to the airport and took an evening flight to Bangalore in the southern state of Karnataka. Arriving at midnight, we bused to the train station and spend 40 minutes walking around, fending off territorial street dogs and autorickshaw drivers before finally finding our hotel shortly before 2 a.m.

Mysore (July 11-14)

For the past three days, we’ve been in Mysore, a city of about a million people in Karnataka. Mysore is a center of sandalwood and silk production and is home to Mysore Palace, which is literally the most beautiful palace I have ever seen in my life (and I’ve been to Versailles). Photos aren’t allowed inside and the outside doesn’t do it justice, but here’s a quick snapshot anyhow.

Mysore Palace
Mysore Palace

Here, we’ve been relaxing at our lovely B&B homestay while planning the rest of our trip. We’ve also been to the local market and seen the Mysore Zoo, a world class place with most of the major mammals from India and Africa, plus a bunch of awesome birds.

Wayanad, Kerala (July 14-17)

Tomorrow, we’ll hop on a bus up to the mountains of Kerala, where we’ll spend a few days relaxing on a tea plantation and hopefully visiting the family of our friend Christine for a day.

Cochin and Alleppey, Kerala (July 17-23)

From Wayanad, we’ll descend to the coast of Kerala, spending time in the city of Cochin and doing a homestay in the backwaters of Alleppey (sometimes called the “Venice of the East,” though our guidebook says that comparison does Venice no favors. I will report back.)

Madurai, Tamil Nadu (July 23-26)

Finally, we’ll spend a few days in Tamil Nadu, the heart of southern India, before flying back to Mumbai in July 26, and to the U.S. on July 28.